ASK RAKDOS. ASKDOS.

Gentlemen. Ladies. Knaves. So kind of you to meet me in this tavern.

As you know, we are about to enter the Dragon’s Maze.

The dragon lies at the center of the maze, and we intend to slay him, and thereby gain access to his hoard. Vast riches lie in store for us, if only we are willing to brave…

DANANANANA

DANANANANANNAANNAANA

RRRRAWWGRRRWWARGRWARRWGARA

WAIT WHY AREN’T UR POSTS GETTING BETTER

LMAO OWNED

askthearchitectofthought:

askteysa:

askelspeth:

Why does everyone insist that I have some sort of weapon shoved up my ass?

Some people simply can’t imagine what it’s like to have a spine. You should hear what they say the Church has stuck up there.

I’d think the issue would be more what they want to stick up the Church’s ass.

LOL WELL NO VACANCY ITS MY D LOLOLOLOLOL YOLO

My fantasy: I ship you all with Gwafa Hazid

ask-gwafa-hazid:

askteysa:

ask-gwafa-hazid:

askteysa:

I need not spill the details, of course, but let’s just say that whips and chains are involved.

This seems like… an interesting idea.

I hope you’re okay with being a little bit scandalous, Hazid, because I’d expect the whips to cause quite a “row.”

You know me, Miss Karlov. I’ll do anything for the right price.

OH COOL DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO DO THE SEXY STUFF

askelspeth:

askjor-kadeen:

askthearchitectofthought:

ask-tamiyo:

askgideonjura:

misery-loves-comedy:

fancyrab:

kirsteapotts:

augebine:

Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?

Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000–35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, we’ve found that the most

20,200

decent considering im 14

22,900

sweet

23,400

24,100

I’m an English major though so…yeah

21,900

Im happy with this.

((31,300

YEAAH ALL THAT SMUT I READ

Nah, not really.))

33, 400 :P

((18 800. I’m disappointed in myself. I will go read more Shakespeare and Jane Austen this instant.))

((31,500. How????))